“I didn’t know you for very long, Mr. Lehman, but I’ll always remember you as a shouty man. You loved to shout. Shout and smoke. Those were your twin passions. And so, in a way, I suppose you died doing what you loved: shouting and smoking and covered in foam. I don’t know if you liked that. You probably didn’t.”
I’m so sorry. I just get really bored in Maths.
Also, my Tablet was acting up, so I needed to test it on something, which it’s why it’s all polished and digital-like.
EDIT: Refers to this post.
What if Carolyn had managed to get more money from Gordon and used it to buy the cheapest charter ship ever to sail the seven seas? (‘Sail’ in the loosest term, it would probably just float aimlessly, changing direction every few hours.) For some reason, Martin and Douglas can drive ships too(It isn’t that difficult. If I can do it, Martin can) and they start a new company; ‘My Boat Now’. It’s ‘Boat’ because Carolyn tried ‘My Ship Now’ but she kept getting MSN requests from spambots.
From left to right: ”No, Arthur, you can’t paint the boat like a yellow car.” “Wow! Dolphins! Brilliant!” “Hey, Chief, I might be wrong, but I think we’re sailing into Dover(I mean the cliffs of, not just a port or some such)” and “NO OTTERS IN THE STARBOARD CABIN!”
Yes, yes I did get unbelievably bored in Maths. Honestly, one sheet for an enitre hour lesson?!
Also Yellow Submarine because I was listening to my iPod and Nowhere Man came on.
“Attention mes amis! Regardez-vous le bear polar!”
So did I mention that this was my entry for my school’s Christmas card competition last year? I won second prize.
That is to say, I won nothing, but my headteacher said that if the other kid hadn’t entered, I would have won. Oh well.
On the plus side, I confused the French teacher.
“Right, so imagine we’re driving along … “
“Don’t blink. Blink and you’re dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don’t turn your back. Don’t look away. And don’t blink. Good Luck.”
“You should write into the British Medical Journal.”
A friend wanted copies of a few albums, so I decided to get artsy.
