one leap forwards
two leaps back

© everlark

I don’t know whether to laugh or continually shout “RAT IN THE BATH” and scream with terror
I just
why, Luna
why

I don’t know whether to laugh or continually shout “RAT IN THE BATH” and scream with terror

I just

why, Luna

why


#RAT #IN #THE #BATH #it's massive #she usually catches baby ones and this one is a full adult WHY #just #WHY #Cat #I am going to kill you #of all the things #and my sister couldn't catch it and she wouldn't let me #so it's happily swimming away in the lukewarm bath #at least it can swim #we have no way of contacting parents either #just no #no #why me #at least it's clean

The cat has caught this blackbird three times now. I’m starting to wonder if they’re in it together.

The cat has caught this blackbird three times now. I’m starting to wonder if they’re in it together.


#cat #bird #* #etc #lost a follower on the PF post ahaha


#red dwarf #eeeeeeee #eeeeeeeeeee #CAT #AND KRYTON #AND LISTER #AND RIMMER #!!!!!

Just in case you hadn’t had a “Good lord, that’s adorable” moment today.
Sparrow, do we think? Can’t be more than a week old.

Just in case you hadn’t had a “Good lord, that’s adorable” moment today.

Sparrow, do we think? Can’t be more than a week old.


#bird #Luna brought it in #cat #It's a bit dark because I didn't want to turn on flash #also I zoomed in a bit #APERTURE YEAH ETC #It's sitting in a beer box on my bed so the cats can't get it #awwww #I am calling it ARTHUR #eve if it's a girl #too cute #tags tags everywhere #LOOK AT THAT THING #LOOK AT IT #baby #It's just too damn cute #sparrow

I guess you could say … The cat’s out of the bag.

I guess you could say … The cat’s out of the bag.


#YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH #luna seriousky i leave you alone for three mibites and you climb in my schoolbag?? #csi miami #csi: miami #bad joke #cat #i only just pulled her out of my wardrobe #first rats now this #now shes playong with my hand as i type

Thanks for that, Luna. 

I got bitten by a rat. She brought in a 3/4 sized one that she promptly dropped at my feet. It ran off under the kitchen table, and I didn’t have time to grab any gardening gloves, so I nabbed it. I thought if I grabbed it’s body it wouldn’t be able to bite me, but, alas, yes it did. So I, ah, threw it out the kitchen door. I didn’t kill it though! It ran off. So, we had a jolly off to A&E while watching Sherlock. Now I’ve got a course of antibiotics. Oh, Luna. I did find a magazine called Aviators Monthly, and read that while feeling like Martin Crieff.


#rat #bite #luna #cat #present #cabin pressure #martin crieff #sherlock #sherlock holmes #rats #ouch #wild animal

Stray cat! Mum says if it wants to it can stay with us.
Apparantly it really likes Geordie’s ball-on-a-string-thing. Fair enough.
Lol it snuck into our kitchen and started eating Geordie’s food, while Mum was making tea. She didn’t even notice! XD

Stray cat! Mum says if it wants to it can stay with us.

Apparantly it really likes Geordie’s ball-on-a-string-thing. Fair enough.

Lol it snuck into our kitchen and started eating Geordie’s food, while Mum was making tea. She didn’t even notice! XD


#stray cat #watching horrible histories #cat #tabby #amazing #ADORABLE #mog

So there was this stray cat in the garden. 

It ran into the hedge as I ran over to see it.

Though it stayed about a metre away from me. And just sat there like

I tried to coax it over to me (And ended up saying something about Schadenfraude -“You know, just sitting there, watching me, it’s not nice.”-)

So then I dived into the hedge and it let me stroke it.

‘Twas all going well untill it thought my hand was a mouse and started hitting it.

SO YEAH YOU ALL NEEDED TO KNOW THAT.


#so yeah #stray cat #cat #it was black and white like Geordie #my hand hurts #lol everyone wants to know this #i wish cats liked me

"Just walked into the kitchen and found a blackbird eating cat food. What."

 
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#blackbird #cat #food #whatthehell #bird