
I don’t know whether to laugh or continually shout “RAT IN THE BATH” and scream with terror
I just
why, Luna
why

The cat has caught this blackbird three times now. I’m starting to wonder if they’re in it together.

Just in case you hadn’t had a “Good lord, that’s adorable” moment today.
Sparrow, do we think? Can’t be more than a week old.
I got bitten by a rat. She brought in a 3/4 sized one that she promptly dropped at my feet. It ran off under the kitchen table, and I didn’t have time to grab any gardening gloves, so I nabbed it. I thought if I grabbed it’s body it wouldn’t be able to bite me, but, alas, yes it did. So I, ah, threw it out the kitchen door. I didn’t kill it though! It ran off. So, we had a jolly off to A&E while watching Sherlock. Now I’ve got a course of antibiotics. Oh, Luna. I did find a magazine called Aviators Monthly, and read that while feeling like Martin Crieff.

Stray cat! Mum says if it wants to it can stay with us.
Apparantly it really likes Geordie’s ball-on-a-string-thing. Fair enough.
Lol it snuck into our kitchen and started eating Geordie’s food, while Mum was making tea. She didn’t even notice! XD
It ran into the hedge as I ran over to see it.
Though it stayed about a metre away from me. And just sat there like
I tried to coax it over to me (And ended up saying something about Schadenfraude -“You know, just sitting there, watching me, it’s not nice.”-)
So then I dived into the hedge and it let me stroke it.
‘Twas all going well untill it thought my hand was a mouse and started hitting it.
SO YEAH YOU ALL NEEDED TO KNOW THAT.